> I am pleased and proud to announce that today Starbucks signed up for Square.

I am not very pleased to announce that the two best things since sliced bread slash PayPal, ie Stripe and Squareare STILL not available in Australia and there is no timeframe for said orgasm-inducing debut.

America is only good for one thing – tech startups. If SV moved to Sydney everyone[1] would be much happier.

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eve·ry·one[ev-ree-wuhn,-wuhn]me.